The Best Bad Idea is also a Winner

You sometimes need to get to the clouds to understand the world below.

On the way home from Europe last week, I decided to watch two movies on the plane instead of finishing a book (Moneyball by Michael Lewis, if you want to know).

There are only bad options. This is about finding the best one says CIA specialist Tony Mendez.

Do you have a better bad idea than this? asks Cyrus Vance, the US Secretary of State.

This is the best bad idea we have sir, by far replies Tony's supervisor Jack O'Donnell.

Hearing this, Cyrus Vance authorizes Operation Argo, a mission to rescue six US embassy personnel trapped in the Canadian ambassador's residence in Tehran during the Iranian Revolution.

The rescue team had evaluated several options before choosing Argo. Supplying bicycles to the six so that they can get to the nearby border is a non-starter due to the huge logistics effort. Getting them to pose as English teachers of an international school returning home is ruled out since there are no operational international schools by then. Providing them IDs as crop consultants is rejected because crop consultants don't work in snowy winters.

Make no mistake. There are only bad options in Argo.

Bad news, bad news, even if it's good news, it's bad news intones a character in Batman Begins on the same flight. The League of Shadows has the perfect answer. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding says Ra's al Ghul. His radical answer is to wipe out society to wipe out crime. 

Make no mistake. There are only bad options in Batman Begins.

My career is stuck in a long-term rut. I feel guilty going to work by leaving my child home. My company pays peanuts and expects me to be a super performer. India has become a hopeless place to live. These dialogues play day after day in our lives. It sometimes looks like we are surrounded by perennially dark choices where picking the best is in itself an endless struggle. We fret, sweat, lose hope, and seek guidance only to fall, fail, crumble and lose heart.

Make no mistake. Sometimes, there are only bad options in life.

It is because art imitates life that we instinctively understand the constraints and challenges an actor faces while confronting bad choices. We see in that moment our own self being portrayed on the big screen. We relate with the actor and cry in her pain. We are one.

But what perennially surprises me is that we somehow forget this oneness by assuming that reel and real lives have contrasting endings. Nothing is farther from the truth.

Why do we fall Bruce? So that we learn to pick ourselves up.

Bruce Wayne follows this advice from his dad to reject Ra's al Ghul's extremist view and becomes Batman. The characters in Argo, coached by Ben Affleck who plays Tony Mendez, fly out as regular passengers under the noses of Iranian security guards in broad daylight by posing as a Canadian film crew returning home after scouting for film locations within Iran.

And in the movie called Life, when all is seemingly lost and the world closing in, we humans intuitively realize that there are no super heroes or heroic secret agents. We create our destiny by playing the actor and the script writer while constantly looking up to the Director somewhere up there for guidance and support. And by fighting to pick the best bad idea within the professional, economic, societal and personal whirlpools, we redeem ourselves by making our tomorrows a tad better than todays.

Yes, in the end, real life imitates reel life because there is a bit of Batman and a bit of Ben Affleck in all of us. We just forget this too often.

Make no mistake. The best bad idea is also a winner. I just had to reach the clouds to learn that lesson.

Boman Irani meets Narayana Murthy

Boman Irani asks N.R. Narayana Murthy on the Achievers' Club program on Star World why he does not want to run for public office. The answer is vintage NRN. Logical, data-driven and to the point.

NRN says he does not understand why politicians must not have a retirement age when bureaucrats and private sector employees do. He mentions that Mathematics problems that used to take him an hour to solve in his younger days now take him three. He further adds that he does not have as much energy as he once did. And here's the kicker. He thinks he may meet the minimum threshold to do certain things in life, but doing things in life must all be about being the best and not about meeting bare minimums.

Mr. Murthy's logic does make you smile. How nice it would be if our MLAs and MPs take up a math test before filing their nomination. Or take up a 100m sprint to measure their energy level. Or heck, maybe just read a joke so that they honestly ask themselves how long it took for that to sink in.

Setting a retirement age for the political class is a pipe dream. No politician will pass a law that restricts him. The closest to a 'restriction' that has been conceived thus far is the term limit, but that works only in the presidential form of democracy.

But once in a while, it does feel nice to indulge in such entertaining fantasies like R.K. Laxman's Common Man and laugh off the humor. Plus ponder over a wonderful recipe to ensure fewer bare minimums....